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Optimus Prime : [shoots down the ship attacking Sam and Epps] We will kill them all! Your leaders will now understand: Decepticons will never leave your planet alone. And we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them!
[other Autobots appear]
Sam Witwicky : I saw your ship blow up!
Roadbuster : The ship? We were never in the ship! We designed the damn thing, didn't we?
Leadfoot : We were hidden in the first booster rocket to seperate - splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned.
[spits]
Leadfoot : We ain't going nowhere!
Brains : Yeah, no one's exiling us!
Wheelie : The Autobots are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war!
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Wheelie : [coming in out of the rain] Frickin' shorting my circuits out here! It's inhumane, that's what it is! Make us live in a box on a balcony next to a beast? Like a common animal!
Sam Witwicky : Stop, okay? You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.
Wheelie : According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde?
[climbs on the dog]
Wheelie : Giddyup, little doggie! Ha!
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Wheelie : You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick. What if she dumps us like the last girl?
Brains : She was mean, didn't like her.
Wheelie : Us guys gotta stick together!
Brains : [sings] We are family! fa-fa-mi-mi-family.
Sam Witwicky : No, we are not family! You're a political refugee, and I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me!
Brains : Well, you tell her that we're not your pets, and we're not your toys, all right? We're an advanced genius alien race just looking for a home!
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[Wheelie and Brains sabotage the Decepticon ship]
Wheelie : We had a nice run, Brains...
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Wheelie : We did it, Brains, we did it! Wreck this ship apart!
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Sam Witwicky : That woman, she called me a messenger. You believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.
Wheelie : Oh, I believe it. I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.
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[watching Star Trek]
Wheelie : Aw, shit, I seen this one. This the one where Spock goes nuts.