- Quinn Mossbacher: Are those the 75,000-dollar bracelets?
- Nicole Mossbacher: They were a gift from your father. I don't, I don't know how much they cost.
- Quinn Mossbacher: Seventy-five thousand! Why?
- Nicole Mossbacher: Quinn, it's not polite to talk about how much things cost.
- Quinn Mossbacher: And they just, like, sit on your wrist? What do you do with them?
- Mark Mossbacher: Hey. Hey! Drop it, pal.
- Tanya McQuoid: When I saw my mother's ashes hit the water, you know, I just, uh... It just reminded me of... of, you know, sprinkling fish food in an aquarium. And I was just like, "Oh, my God," you know? Am I feeding my mother to the fishes? You know? And is that what she would've wanted?
- Nicole Mossbacher: And what's your system of belief, Olivia? Not capitalism. Not socialism. So just cynicism?
- Quinn Mossbacher: What does it matter what we think? If we think the right things or the wrong things? We all do the same shit. We're all still parasites on the Earth. There's no virtuous person when we're all eating the last fish and throwing all our plastic crap in the ocean.
- Rachel Patton: What if my mom showed up? How would you feel about that?
- Shane Patton: It'd be fine. It'd be just fine. Plus, it would never happen.
- Rachel Patton: Oh, yeah? Why not?
- Shane Patton: 'Cause she can't afford the plane ticket.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Mom, good news. I'm looking around the hotel, and it seems like all of the white, straight men are doing just fine. They're still thriving.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Point taken. I just think it's funny that now it's okay to reduce everybody to their race and gender, but isn't that the kind of thinking that we've been fighting against all these years?
- Mark Mossbacher: I agree. I mean, for years, I was the good guy, you know? I was the one in the room, saying, like, "Hey, that's not cool," to all the chauvinists and bigots. But now I'm the bad guy, or at least, I shouldn't say anything on account of my inherited traits. I mean, why do I need to prove my anti-racist bona fides? It seems wrong.
- Paula: It's someone else's turn to eat.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Yeah. It's not all about you, Dad. It's time to recenter the narrative.
- Mark Mossbacher: That's fine by me. I don't wanna be the center of the narrative. Believe me. Let's center the narrative around, uh, Paula.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Okay. Yeah. What do you know about her?
- Mark Mossbacher: What do you mean?
- Olivia Mossbacher: Do you know anything about Paula?
- Mark Mossbacher: This is the same old tribal thinking, replacing the old hierarchy with a new one
- Nicole Mossbacher: My feeling is that most of these activists they don't really want to dismantle the systems of economic exploitation, not the ones that benefit them, which are all global, by the way. They just want a better seat at the table of tyranny.
- [Quinn asks to borrow his mom's phone for the day]
- Nicole Mossbacher: Honey, I'd love to help, but I need to have my phone. I'm getting calls from work.
- Quinn Mossbacher: Okay. Okay, but you guys are gonna regret this.
- [angrily storms off]
- Mark Mossbacher: Hey, remember we got scuba, bud.
- Nicole Mossbacher: We should've let him bring a friend.
- Olivia Mossbacher: He doesn't have any friends.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Of course he does. Hiroki Takeuchi.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Hiroki Takeuchi moved back to Japan.
- Nicole Mossbacher: What? When?
- Olivia Mossbacher: Like two years ago.
- Nicole Mossbacher: [gets up from the table to chase after her son] Quinn!
- Mark Mossbacher: Who?
- Olivia Mossbacher: Do you know anything about Paula?
- Mark Mossbacher: I know that she goes to college with you. And that she's a very intelligent and appealing young woman.
- Olivia Mossbacher: But you've never really asked her one thing about herself.
- Mark Mossbacher: Well, we're not on a job interview. We're on vacation. So... I mean, besides, what do- What does Paula know about me?
- Paula: [deadpan] Your balls are swollen.
- Mark Mossbacher: They're deflated.
- Tanya McQuoid: I wanna know, how did you get involved with the BLM? I just think that's so interesting.
- Greg Hunt: Well, um... I was in the Sheriff's Department in Grand Junction. Then the BLM moved into their headquarters at Colorado. And they have a law enforcement program, and it just seemed like a perfect fit.
- Tanya McQuoid: What was the thing that made you wanna dedicate your whole life to activism? Was it one incident that was especially brutal?
- Greg Hunt: I, I don't understand. What do you mean, "activism"?
- Tanya McQuoid: Yeah. Black Lives Matter.
- Greg Hunt: Black Lives Matter? I'm not... I'm not involved in that.
- Tanya McQuoid: You're not?
- Greg Hunt: No. No.
- Tanya McQuoid: Because you... Yeah, you said BLM.
- Greg Hunt: Yeah. That's the Bureau of Land Management. I, I have like 300 rangers across ten states that report to me.
- Tanya McQuoid: Wow. I guess... I guess I got that really wrong. I mean, now, now, now that makes sense. A lot more.
- Mark Mossbacher: Man... in the moment... you're like this... You're a monkey. Like possessed. You'd do anything to get your rocks off. And then, later, you regret it. And you do regret it. There's the man, and there's the monkey. And somehow, you gotta be man enough to face down the monkey.
- Rachel Patton: But I, I really wanna get involved, and what I really... I wanna do something meaningful.
- Kitty Patton: Oh, but those jobs are so awful, honey. They make no money.
- Shane Patton: Yeah.
- Rachel Patton: Yeah, but I don't need to make a lot of money.
- Kitty Patton: But what's even the point? Those jobs are just asking wealthy people for their money. Your job would literally be to ask yourself for money. It's all about money. It's all about the money. The money, money, money.
- Shane Patton: Money, money, money.
- Kitty Patton: Money, money, money, money, money. And if you have money, then that's what you bring to the table. You don't need to work. You throw parties. And that's work. That's a lot of work. Trust me. Your wedding took years off my life. Don't get me wrong, I loved it. I loved every minute of it. And I cannot remember a thing. I don't remember anything. I'm not kidding. I don't remember anything. It's a blur.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Hey, can I ask you girls a favor? Can you try to include Quinn a little bit more in your voodoo ceremonies and whatever else you do?
- Olivia Mossbacher: Mom, he's scuba diving in the kiddie pool.
- Nicole Mossbacher: No, I know, just in general. You know, I just... I don't think you appreciate how tough things are for kids like Quinn right now.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Why? Because of the Asperger's?
- Nicole Mossbacher: He doesn't have Asperger's, Olivia. But he is a straight, white, young man. And nobody has any sympathy for them right now. And I just feel like we should. Yeah, in a way, they're the underdogs now.
- Paula: Go on.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Well, for instance, young guys like Quinn, who are just getting out of college, I don't care how incredibly impressive they are, it is almost impossible for us to hire them.
- Paula: Well, isn't that because up until now, they're the only people that you've ever hired?
- Olivia Mossbacher: Yeah, don't you have enough of them on staff?
- Nicole Mossbacher: Trust me, I get it. I'm just saying, I understand how guys like Quinn can feel a little alienated from the culture right now.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Mom, cringe.
- Nicole Mossbacher: And I don't think it's fair to him.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Mom, cringe.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Olivia, he's my son, okay?
- Paula: I think he's gonna be okay, Nicole.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Thank you, Paula.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Girls! All right, girls, let's get breakfast. The buffet is expensive, and we've already paid for it.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Mom, Paula can't keep eating this much fruit.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Why not?
- Paula: I have fructose malabsorption.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Oh, my God.
- Olivia Mossbacher: She keeps getting diarrhea.
- Paula: And cramps.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Eat some meat, Paula. Eat a sausage. I don't know. Did Quinn sleep on the beach again last night? This is not okay. You've got to be more protective of your younger brother, Olivia. You can't just make him sleep on the beach where he can be washed away with the tides.
- Paula: Yeah, Olivia, he could've been kidnapped by butt pirates.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Or end up in a bukkake with a pod of dolphins.
- Shane Patton: Rachel's thinking about quitting journalism.
- Kitty Patton: Hmm.
- Shane Patton: She still wants to make a difference, but, uh, she finally figured out journalism is a sucker's game.
- Rachel Patton: I didn't say that.
- Shane Patton: Well, I mean, I think we all... So, uh, she was thinking about getting involved with a non-profit. I know, Mom, you do a bunch of shit with charities, so, you know.
- Kitty Patton: I think that's a great idea, Rachel. I love working with all my charities. It's a great way to give back. And the great thing about it is you can be involved as much or as little as you want. So it gives you flexibility.
- Rachel Patton: I mean, I was actually, um... I, I really wanna get a job.
- Kitty Patton: No. Why would you do that? Honey, no. Why would you wanna do that? That doesn't make any sense. Uh-uh. You don't need to do that.
- Shane Patton: Right.
- Rachel Patton: Why? What do you mean? Why not?
- Kitty Patton: Well, it's just limiting. You can do so much more by being on boards and hosting events... things like that. And the good part is, you don't have to answer to anybody.
- Rachel Patton: Where are you going?
- Shane Patton: I'm gonna go ape shit on this guy.
- Rachel Patton: Shane, wait... what... we're in the middle of a fight!
- Shane Patton: We have the rest of our lives to fight.
- Armond: Oh, how was your candlelit dinner last night?
- Shane Patton: Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Uh, it fucking blew, frankly.
- Armond: Oh, no.
- Shane Patton: Yeah. You put us on a boat with a crazy lady who was having some kind of fucking memorial service. You knew! You knew that she was out there to spread her dead mother's ashes on the goddamn ocean.
- Armond: Oh, well, she might've mentioned that.
- Shane Patton: I'm trying to do a romantic gesture for my wife. I got a crazy lady who's having some kind of fucking nervous breakdown. So no, it was not romantic. It was a dumpster fire shit show!
- Mark Mossbacher: Buddy, Quinn, yesterday... I think I said some things that I probably shouldn't have.
- Quinn Mossbacher: Like what?
- Mark Mossbacher: Well... I don't really remember exactly what I said, so...
- Quinn Mossbacher: You said having sex with mom was like eating a plate of live worms.
- Mark Mossbacher: I said that?
- Quinn Mossbacher: Dad... I think that guy was hitting on you.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Probably because he was high on our ketamine.
- Mark Mossbacher: He was just, you know, being friendly.
- Olivia Mossbacher: He looked like he wanted to fuck you, Dad.