Ludovico P. Luche retells the story of how his family came to be, from meeting Federica to acquiring their three children, Bibi, Ludoviquito, and Junior.
Ludovico asks for a raise from Don Camarino but becomes troubled by his bowel movements. When he goes to the restroom, he finds he is in for much more than he expected.
Ludovico tells his boss, Don Camerino, about his sister-in-law, Lucretia, mistakenly thinking he is looking for a wife. It turns out all he really wanted was a prostitute.