Fired Up! (2009)
Adhir Kalyan: Brewster
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Quotes
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Brewster : [after Rick is punched by Downey] That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.
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Brewster : I'm Brewster.
[whispers]
Brewster : Not my real name. My parents named me Jack. "Jack" - so strong, so masculine. We get it! You wanted a boy!
[throws up fists]
Brewster : Ma name's Jack! I punch bad guys and I kiss girls.
[reverts back to normal tone]
Brewster : Save it.
Shawn Colfax : OK.
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Brewster : I have not been skinny dipping since Indian scouts!
[takes his underwear off and starts swinging his hips around]
Brewster : Nobody look! Windmill!
Nick Brady : We're leaving our underwear on bro! We talked about this, remember?
Brewster : You talked. I listened.
[swinging his hips in different ways while the rest of the group looks away]
Brewster : Paint the fence. Cutting the cake. Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose!
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Nick Brady : [to guy in Eagle mascot costume] 'Sup Eagle?
Brewster : Oh, mascots don't talk. They just gesture.
Nick Brady : Even... in their bunks?
Brewster : The whole time, babygirl... It's total immersion!
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Brewster : I tell ya what. Your jobs aren't just going over there, sailor. Some of us are coming over here. The world is flat like a son of a bitch.
Shawn Colfax : You're giving us a lot to process here.