- Norah: It reminds me of this part of Judaism that I really like. It's called Tikun Olam. It says that the world's been broken into pieces and it's everybody's job to find them and put them back together again.
- Nick: Well maybe we're the pieces. Maybe we are not supposed to find the pieces. Maybe we are the pieces.
- Norah: Nick? I'm coming in...
- Nick: I just feel like she's messing with me.
- Thom: Who are you talking about?
- Nick: Right now, Norah. No, Tris. Tris.
- Thom: You just haven't figured it out yet, have you.
- Nick: What?
- Thom: ...The big picture!
- Nick: I guess not.
- Thom: The Beatles.
- Nick: What about them?
- Thom: This.
- [grabs Nick's hand]
- Thom: Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand.
- [Gay couple passes holding hands and smiles at them]
- Nick: I'm gonna stop right now.
- Caroline: Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name?... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired.
- [looks down and notices what is in his lap]
- Caroline: Is that a turkey sandwich?
- Norah: Hi.
- Dev: Try this.
- Norah: What?
- Dev: Let's just say we're not the biggest fans of his dreaded ex? And we've decided you're to be his salvation. Besides, we saw you two making out, and we think you're the one. We just need to get you out of that sports bra.
- Norah: This isn't a sports bra.
- Dev: Come on. We're all ladies here.
- Norah: [Finishes changing] Okay.
- Dev: Ohh! It's better than the uni-boob.
- Norah: This isn't going to work, okay. He's hung up on Tris.
- Dev: You look gorgeous. And let me tell you something, Nicky is definitely worth the underwire. He just needs a little push, that's all.
- Homeless Man: What's up, friend? How you doing?
- Nick: Good. I was just gonna go in...
- Homeless Man: You walked right in here.
- Nick: I didn't mean to.
- Homeless Man: You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.
- Nick: I was gonna go in to look for my friend.
- Homeless Man: You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?
- Nick: No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.
- Homeless Man: Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.
- [trying to hug Nick]
- Nick: I'm running away. I'm running.
- Homeless Man: Run away. Run away, little canary.
- Nick: Your dad owns this place?
- [@ Electric Lady Studios, Norah nods]
- Nick: Is he this man?
- [Nick pointing to picture]
- Norah: Yeah.
- Nick: Wow! So, what is he? Like, a former hippie, current yuppie, spoon-feeding the masses the same old garbage? Stop me at any time.
- Norah: Yes.
- Nick: Yeah.
- Norah: Yes! I'm gonna use that in my graduation speech. That's, like, amazing.