- Hannah Montana: [about her sweater] I'll wear it for an hour and make my dad happy and then it will mysteriously fall into the barbeque.
- Cooper: [Amber and Ashley accidentally smashes their faces into Miley's birthday cake which he made] AHH! My cake!... which I carried. I didn't make it. Cos guys don't do that.
- Miley Stewart: This is awesome, the store even made a mannequin of me!
- Lilly Truscott: That's not a mannequin, that's a Hanequin miss Montanaquin!
- Miley Stewart: Oh No!
- Lilly Truscott: What? That was cutequinn!
- Miley Stewart: No, my dad's shopping for my birthday present.
- Lilly Truscott: You're right! All that dress needs is a bonnet, and a sheep, and you're Little Bo Geek!
- Miley Stewart: I love the man, but I don't think he should be allowed in the teen department with a credit card.
- Robbie Stewart: Miles, come here, I got somethin' to show ya!
- Miley Stewart: [to Lilly] If it's the matching pants, you're eating it with me.
- Cooper: I am going to tell you something nobody outside my family knows.
- Jackson Stewart: You still drink Shirley Temples?
- [laughs]
- Cooper: [angry] They are fruity and refreshing!
- Robbie Stewart: Hey, does that pelican have have frosting on it's beak?
- Miley Stewart, Robbie Stewart: [Miley and Robbie turn to each other] Jackson!
- Jackson Stewart: C'mon. There's a spare key out here somewhere.
- Cooper: Okay. First, you dropped a cake. Then you lock yourself outside of the house with the new cake. I'm starting to think you got some cake issues.
- Jackson Stewart: Less thinky. More looky. Alright?
- Hannah Montana: [opening birthday gift] Sheepskin seat covers? You got me a present for your car?
- Jackson Stewart: Hey when I drive you to the mall, I want you to be comfortable.
- [excited]
- Jackson Stewart: For Christmas, I'm getting you chrome spinners!
- Hannah Montana: Fine. And you're getting a black leather skirt with matching pumps. Mess. With. Me!
- Cooper: What are you doing?
- Jackson Stewart: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm baking the cake.
- [reading recipe]
- Jackson Stewart: Alright I got milk, flour and I'll add 3 eggs. Alright.
- [takes 3 eggs and plops it into mixture]
- Jackson Stewart: 1,2,3.
- Cooper: Uh, Jackson?
- Jackson Stewart: Shh! Now, stir. Alright.
- [stirring aggressively]
- Jackson Stewart: Stupid pelicans. Pelicans eat fish, not cake. Everybody knows that!
- [picks up egg]
- Jackson Stewart: Coop, I think there's something wrong here.
- Cooper: You're supposed to break the eggs, fool.
- Jackson Stewart: Totally makes sense.
- [breaks two eggs with the shell in the mixture]
- Jackson Stewart: Thank you!
- Cooper: I cannot watch this anymore.
- [Little Shopper tugs on Miley's skirt while Miley is pretending to be a mannequin]
- Miley Stewart: Hey, cut it out.
- Little Shopper: MOMMYYY!
- [runs to mom]
- Miley Stewart: [turns slowly] Don't be scared.
- Little Shopper: Stop staring at me, you freak!
- Miley Stewart: [laughs, to all shoppers] Kid thought I was real.
- [goes back to mannequin pose]
- Miley Stewart: [Shoppers all run out of store]
- Lilly Truscott: Come on Miley. So it's a dorky sweater.
- Miley Stewart: Are you kidding? I look like a kitty kebab!
- [pulls tail]
- Lilly Truscott: No one here's gonna make fun of you. It's not like someone is gonna take your picture and put it in the school yearbook.
- Amber: Hey birthday girl.
- [holding up phone]
- Amber: Say cheese!
- Miley Stewart: [to Lilly] Quick! Cover my tail!
- [runs away]
- Amber: [to Ashley] Did you get her?
- Ashley Dewitt: No. You?
- Amber: [annoyed] No, I took a picture of myself by mistake.
- [looking at phone]
- Amber: Ooh, and I look fantastic!
- [laughs]