Hannah Montana (TV Series)

It's a Mannequin's World (2006)

Andre Jamal Kinney: Cooper Montgomery

Quotes 

• Cooper : [Amber and Ashley accidentally smashes their faces into Miley's birthday cake which he made]  AHH! My cake!... which I carried. I didn't make it. Cos guys don't do that.

• Cooper : I am going to tell you something nobody outside my family knows.

  Jackson Stewart : You still drink Shirley Temples?

  [laughs] 

  Cooper : [angry]  They are fruity and refreshing!

• Jackson Stewart : C'mon. There's a spare key out here somewhere.

  Cooper : Okay. First, you dropped a cake. Then you lock yourself outside of the house with the new cake. I'm starting to think you got some cake issues.

  Jackson Stewart : Less thinky. More looky. Alright?

• Cooper : What are you doing?

  Jackson Stewart : What's it look like I'm doing? I'm baking the cake.

  [reading recipe] 

  Jackson Stewart : Alright I got milk, flour and I'll add 3 eggs. Alright.

  [takes 3 eggs and plops it into mixture] 

  Jackson Stewart : 1,2,3.

  Cooper : Uh, Jackson?

  Jackson Stewart : Shh! Now, stir. Alright.

  [stirring aggressively] 

  Jackson Stewart : Stupid pelicans. Pelicans eat fish, not cake. Everybody knows that!

  [picks up egg] 

  Jackson Stewart : Coop, I think there's something wrong here.

  Cooper : You're supposed to break the eggs, fool.

  Jackson Stewart : Totally makes sense.

  [breaks two eggs with the shell in the mixture] 

  Jackson Stewart : Thank you!

  Cooper : I cannot watch this anymore.