Hannah Montana (TV Series)

I Can't Make You Love Hannah If You Don't (2006)

Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

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Quotes 

• Oliver Oken : So, how did it go with Josh?

  Miley Stewart : Oh, well he loves Hannah Montana and were gonna get married! How do you think it went donut?

• Miley Stewart : So, how do you like Hannah Montana now?

  Josh : She's still... okay.

  Miley Stewart : Okay?

  Lilly Truscott : Yeah, what do you want her to do? Surf the crowd?

  Josh : Hey, that'd be cool.

  Miley Stewart : Surf... the... crowd. Then I'll just have to go get another pretzel!

• Miley Stewart : This is so frustrating! I spent all day yesterday trying to make Josh like Hannah Montana.

  Oliver Oken : How'd it go?

  Miley Stewart : It went really well! He loves Hannah Montana now and we're getting married! How do you think it went you donut?

  Oliver Oken : I'm gonna guess not so well.

  Lilly Truscott : Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner

• Miley Stewart : ...And then I ate a napkin and then Jackson was all like : "You said duty." and then Lilly was all like : "Bug On a Windsheild!" and then I was all like : "GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!"... And that's why we have to move.

• Lilly Truscott : You're in California now, and we do do that here.

  [Jackson and Copper snicker] 

  Miley Stewart : What?

  Jackson Stewart : You said said 'do-do!'

  Miley Stewart : Grow up

• Miley Stewart : OK, Daddy. We just have to stay calm. Just be calm.

  Robbie Stewart : Honey, if I was any calmer I'd be dead.

• Miley Stewart : Wow! So this is what a real Hannah Montana concert is like!

  Josh : You've never been to one?

  Miley Stewart : Well, I've tried, but I've always been busy doing something... else.

• Miley Stewart : Lilly, I'm serious. How am I going to go out with a guy that doesn't like half of me?

  Lilly Truscott : He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you... so just make him think half you he likes is all of you... as long as the other half keeps their mouth shut... the three of you should make a beautiful couple.

  Oliver Oken : [confused look]  I never get chick math.