- Miss Piggy: [to Linda Ronstadt] Um, uh, dear, uh, Kermit just might be behind stage, y'know, why don't you have a look over there, ahah, and you can put on the rest of your clothes.
- Captain Link Hogthrob: What happened to the deadly battle robot?
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: I don't know! I must have zapped it into the fifth dimension!
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: Don't be scared, Captain Link! I will neutralize the deadly battle robot with the Zappo ray! It's Zappo time!