Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
When Nina Met Elliott's Mother (2000)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Hi, Nina.
Nina Van Horn : Morning, Steve.
[kisses Maya on the mouth; stops, looks over her shades]
Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God. I'm at work.
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Rhoda DiMauro : Girls, I want you to meet Nina Van Horn. She's going to talk to you about fashion.
Nina Van Horn : And hate crimes, if time permits.
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Elliot DiMauro : Ma, what are you doing here?
Nina Van Horn : Big news! She just left your father.
Elliot DiMauro : She... what?
Nina Van Horn : And we just saw Al Pacino get his ass kicked outside a Starbucks.
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Nina Van Horn : I am the fashion editor at Blush magazine. "Maga" meaning many, and "zine" meaning pages. Many pages.
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Elliot DiMauro : And be careful out there, okay? There's a lot of crazy people out there.
Nina Van Horn : Run, Rhoda!
[Tackles Elliot]
Nina Van Horn : You're gonna thank me when you come to.
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Nina Van Horn : Are there any questions?
Nature Scout #1 : Who watches your baby when you're at work?
Nina Van Horn : I don't have a baby.
Nature Scout #2 : Doesn't your husband want a baby?
Nina Van Horn : I don't have a husband.
Nature Scout #1 : Don't you want one?
Nina Van Horn : Girls, these are all fine questions, but stop asking them.
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Nina Van Horn : Don't you ever wanted more out of your life? Don't you want to live adventures?
Nature Scout #2 : I once set a fire in my room.
Nina Van Horn : You just became my favorite.
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Nature Scout #1 : Can we have adventures like you?
Nina Van Horn : Sure. All you have to do is not let anyone tell you what to do. I never did. Except for the three years when I was in a cult, and the alternative was death.
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Nina Van Horn : I reached to her with words, like a teacher, or a writer, or a radio.