- Jack Gallo: I think we should go see how they're doing with Dennis' toe. Maya, we'll be in pediatrics.
- Maya Gallo: Face it, Elliot. You're just not ready to get married.
- Elliot DiMauro: Fine, I'll admit I had a little case of the jitters.
- Maya Gallo: In the ambulance you tried to pull the ring off my finger.
- Elliot DiMauro: I was just grasping your hand for comfort.
- Maya Gallo: Your foot was on my chest.
- Nina Van Horn: [reading Dennis' screenplay] "The Amazing Adventures of Dick Tation."
- Dennis Finch: It's a coming of age story, based on my life.
- Nina Van Horn: You seem to be having an awful lot of sex in here.
- Dennis Finch: Loosely based.
- Nina Van Horn: If I lose this job, I could wind up in the street.
- Dennis Finch: Calm down. It's almost summer.
- Ron: Hey, got any dirty magazines lying around?
- Dennis Finch: Do I? What do you want? Blonde, burnette? Big, small? Old, young?
- Ron: Let's try old, blonde and small.
- Dennis Finch: You got it!
- Dennis Finch: Check it out. Animal Planet.
- Jack Gallo: Look at the gazelles. Uh oh, that one's limping. Now here comes mister lion. That's unfortunate.
- Dennis Finch: Jack, they want you up at Graphics.
- Jack Gallo: Change my lunch order to a salad.
- Elliot DiMauro: Went to the gym?
- Maya Gallo: Yep.
- Elliot DiMauro: Had a good workout?
- Maya Gallo: Yep.
- Elliot DiMauro: Will you marry me?
- Maya Gallo: No.
- Elliot DiMauro: Drinking tea?
- Maya Gallo: Yep.
- Elliot DiMauro: Wanna be my wife?
- Maya Gallo: No.
- Elliot DiMauro: You're going to slip up eventually!
- Nina Van Horn: Any suspects?
- Dennis Finch: No, but I have my ideas.
- Nina Van Horn: It has to be Jack. I mean, who else would have access to his office?
- Dennis Finch: Everyone. He leaves it open at night.
- Nina Van Horn: I bet it's Akbar form accounting. He's different from us. Very suspicious.
- Dennis Finch: No, it has to be someone with no moral center. Someone who is always short on money. Someone who makes poor decisions. Possibly a drinker.
- Nina Van Horn: I'm telling you it's Akbar!