Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The List (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : [through intercom]  It's Dennis.

  Mark Hamill : ...and Mark Hamill.

  Dennis Finch : Hey, guy, back off. Jack, your Barney tickets came through, but it's the same day as the Prada party. What do you want to do?

  Jack Gallo : Barney.

  Dennis Finch : Right. I'll run the Prada invitations through the shredder.

  [makes shredder noises] 

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, the shredder's in my office.

  Mark Hamill : Copy that, red leader.

• Jack Gallo : Everyone, I'd like to make a toast.

  Elliot DiMauro : No, Jack. I'd like to make a toast. To the man who gave me my start, the man whose vision put us all on the map. I owe you everything. In fact, if I could, I'd call the publisher of Manhattan magazine right now and tell him that you belong up on that list and not me. To Jack Gallo.

  Nina Van Horn : Hear, hear!

  Maya Gallo : Hear, hear!

  Jack Gallo : [hands Elliot his phone]  Here. His name is Rick.

• [Dennis is shredding invitations Jack can't go to] 

  Dennis Finch : The annual Playboy pajama party?

  Jack Gallo : Please. Half-naked bimbos running around yelling, "The pool's cold! The pool's cold!" Who needs it?

  Dennis Finch : I hear ya.

  [makes shredder noises while pocketing the invitation] 

• Jack Gallo : Maya, I'm worried about morale. What are you hearing out there on the bullpen?

  Maya Gallo : May I be frank with you? Revolution.

• Jack Gallo : I don't get it. Our circulation is growing, our ad revenues are up, that 60 Minutes piece was less damaging than we thought.

• Jack Gallo : Dead last?

  Dennis Finch : If it's any consolation, your buddy Donald Trump plummeted to number five.

• Maya Gallo : What are you worried about? It's just a popularity contest.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, so on top of everything, I'm also not popular. How could that possibly comfort me?