Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Impossible Dream (2001)
Brian Posehn: Kevin Liotta
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Kevin, I have decided to make you our mailroom supervisor. You'll get a bigger mail cart, your own office, and best of all, more money. So, what do you say?
Kevin Liotta : Nah.
Jack Gallo : What did you say?
Kevin Liotta : I said, "Nah."
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Kevin Liotta : All I ever buy is rice and food for my owl, which is just rice in a different bag.
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Kevin Liotta : Do rich people get to lick the bottom of the bowl?
Jack Gallo : That's the thing about being rich. There is no bottom of the bowl.
Kevin Liotta : Is the bowl magic?
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Nina Van Horn : Are you saying that you don't want more money? Because I find that very offensive.
Kevin Liotta : I don't need more money.
Nina Van Horn : Then spit on my face, why don't you?
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Jack Gallo : Kevin, you have to give all this stuff back. You can't afford it.
Kevin Liotta : But you said I would get more promotions and more money.
Jack Gallo : I said maybe, in time.
Kevin Liotta : No, more promotions, more money! More promotions, more money!
Jack Gallo : No.
Kevin Liotta : I can't afford this pricey, risotto lifestyle, and now regular rice tastes like crap to me! My life is ruined!