Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Kevin Liotta : Nina, check it out. I brought my tarantula.

  Nina Van Horn : How unsettling.

  Kevin Liotta : Her name's Tina. Which rhymes with Nina.

  Nina Van Horn : Which rhymes with restraining order.

• Maya Gallo : That is so weird. Why would she invite us?

  Nina Van Horn : Well, because I'm always the life of the party, and you're... I don't know. It is a bit of a mystery.

• Nina Van Horn : ...so I said, "I don't care if it is the Vatican, I like to show a little leg."

• Maya Gallo : But I couldn't forgive you for blabbing to Robin. How can you forgive me for this?

  Nina Van Horn : Hey, I talk too much, you almost killed me. Nobody's perfect.

• Maya Gallo : [Robin's party is too full]  Screw it. Let's go.

  Nina Van Horn : No way. I spent cab fare and I'm using this scarf that I hardly ever wear, and I'm getting my money's worth.

  [reaches into crowd, pulls out champagne bottle] 

  Maya Gallo : How did you know that was there?

  Nina Van Horn : How do dogs find their way home?

• Nina Van Horn : You know what you are? You're a prissy piggy!

  Maya Gallo : Well, you're a blabber piggy!

  Nina Van Horn : Well, you're a grudge piggy, and that's the biggest piggy of all the piggiest piggies that there ever were!

• Maya Gallo : Hey, Nina. Who am I?

  [snorts and does hand gesture] 

  Nina Van Horn : Barbara Walters!

  Maya Gallo : No, I'm Robin. She only invited us for the gifts. She's a little gift piggy.

  [snort] 

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, I see.

  Maya Gallo : Hey, mom, I got more gifts! Isn't that super?

  [snort] 

  Nina Van Horn : Hey, gang! I'm registered at Oinkingdales!

  [snort]