Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Gift Piggy (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : That is so weird. Why would she invite us?
Nina Van Horn : Well, because I'm always the life of the party, and you're... I don't know. It is a bit of a mystery.
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Maya Gallo : But I couldn't forgive you for blabbing to Robin. How can you forgive me for this?
Nina Van Horn : Hey, I talk too much, you almost killed me. Nobody's perfect.
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Maya Gallo : [Robin's party is too full] Screw it. Let's go.
Nina Van Horn : No way. I spent cab fare and I'm using this scarf that I hardly ever wear, and I'm getting my money's worth.
[reaches into crowd, pulls out champagne bottle]
Maya Gallo : How did you know that was there?
Nina Van Horn : How do dogs find their way home?
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Nina Van Horn : You know what you are? You're a prissy piggy!
Maya Gallo : Well, you're a blabber piggy!
Nina Van Horn : Well, you're a grudge piggy, and that's the biggest piggy of all the piggiest piggies that there ever were!
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Maya Gallo : Hey, Nina. Who am I?
[snorts and does hand gesture]
Nina Van Horn : Barbara Walters!
Maya Gallo : No, I'm Robin. She only invited us for the gifts. She's a little gift piggy.
[snort]
Nina Van Horn : Oh, I see.
Maya Gallo : Hey, mom, I got more gifts! Isn't that super?
[snort]
Nina Van Horn : Hey, gang! I'm registered at Oinkingdales!
[snort]