Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Experiment (1997)

Kevin Weisman: Neil

Quotes 

• Neil : Hey, listen, if you're not busy later, I know this great restaurant in Little Italy and - actually, just north of Little Italy which, I guess, would make that Little Switzerland.

  Maya Gallo : Okay, that is really nice, but I kinda have this rule against dating people on the job. It's sort a journalistic-ethics sort of thing.

  Neil : Hey, I know where this is going, and I'm not gonna let you quit your job, all right? You're too good!

  [moves toward door] 

  Neil : I'm just gonna walk out this door while you still have your dignity, all right?

  [puts finger to lips in mock "quiet" signal, exits] 

• Maya Gallo : Great. So, I have you two going in for interviews at a telemarketing firm. Do you have your résumés?

  Derek : Here you go.

  [hands Maya a folded piece of paper from his pocket] 

  Derek : I got rid of the modeling stuff like you asked me on the quote-unquote telephone.

  Maya Gallo : [reading]  "Gap Store: Liaison between denim and cash register." And, I see you misspelled "denim," "liaison," and "register."

  Neil : Way to go with "cash," though.

• Maya Gallo : So, do you two have any questions?

  Neil : Uh, yeah: Which one of us is supposed to be the handsome guy?

  Derek : My agent told me that I was.