- Jack Gallo: Don't worry. I'll do with him like I do with all my employees. I'll crush his spirit until they are incapable of independent thought.
- Dennis Finch: You don't do that with us.
- Jack Gallo: Yes, I do.
- Dennis Finch: You're right.
- Jack Gallo: Now, get me a chocolate phone.
- Dennis Finch: That's crazy!
- Jack Gallo: No, it's not.
- Dennis Finch: Yes.
- Red Finch: Come on, the early bird gets the worm.
- Jack Gallo: I'm Jack Gallo! I already got the worm!
- Dennis Finch: Remember when the lumber mill caught fire? I remember you were the first one in there, and you didn't leave until every last man was saved.
- Red Finch: What were you doing at the lumber mill?
- Dennis Finch: I wasn't looking at porn and lighting bottle rockets, that's for sure.
- Nina Van Horn: He's on the bar downstairs.
- Dennis Finch: I know that place. It's full of drunken has-beens who think they're famous.
- Nina Van Horn: What are you talking about? I go there all the time. I haven't seen anyone like that.
- Red Finch: I drove a hook-and-ladder for twelve years, until the incident. I still say that a fire truck has the right of way over a school bus.
- [Dennis tells Jack about his dad "dating" a mannequin]
- Jack Gallo: So, this mannequin. Was she hot?
- Dennis Finch: Pretty hot.
- Jack Gallo: Was she classy or trashy?
- Dennis Finch: Bloomingdale's front window.
- Jack Gallo: Nice!