- Nina Van Horn: Do you know why I am so happy today?
- Dennis Finch: Because, according to the Aztec calendar, you're still sixteen?
- Dennis Finch: So you're going to match wits against an angry feminist and an intellectual? Nina, have you learned nothing from that massacre on Celebrity Jeopardy?
- Elliot DiMauro: Only that the Daily Double isn't two shots of vodka.
- Maya Gallo: Any messages for me?
- Cindy: No. Oh, wait. Death stopped by to say hello.
- Maya Gallo: Death?
- Cindy: Aha.
- Maya Gallo: Death stopped by?
- Cindy: To say hello.
- Maya Gallo: Was it Beth?
- Cindy: Could have been.
- Maya Gallo: Was it a short redhead, or a tall guy with a sickle?
- Cindy: It was Beth.
- Cindy: So it was all a mistake?
- Maya Gallo: Of course. My father would never fire you.
- Cindy: Then why did he say, "You're fired"?
- Maya Gallo: That was phired with a ph. It's gangster rap for, "You're doing swell."
- Cindy: Oh. Duh!
- Elliot DiMauro: What's the topic?
- Nina Van Horn: Whether the fashion industry promotes negative body images to women. My position will be a firm no.
- Elliot DiMauro: For the first time in your life.
- Nina Van Horn: I have something in my purse for a headache.
- Dennis Finch: That's what you told Elvis.
- Maya Gallo: Do I have time for a shower?
- Cindy: Yes.
- Jack Gallo: Time for staff meeting.
- Cindy: Right after your staff meeting.