Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Sweet Charity (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis : Hey, Princess, the *Times* is doing a story on your dad's award and they wanna call you for a quote.

  Maya : Okay, how about this, from my introduction: "Every once in a while a man looks at the world, steps forward, and says, 'Hey, who wants my crumbs?'"

  Dennis : That's not bad. How about, "It's touching to see what Jack means to all of you, because you certainly don't mean jack to him."

• Maya : Wait! I have something to say.

  Dennis : Thanks for the warning. Taxi!

• Maya : Doesn't anyone here give?

  Dennis : I gave blood.

  Maya : Where?

  Dennis : Okay, sperm.

• Elliot : I'm creepy?

  Dennis : Like a backrub from grandma.

• Maya : When I came aboard, you said I could make a difference.

  Dennis : And you have. You've made these morning meetings much longer.

• Dennis : You've been around the artsy and aloof for so long you've forgotten how to relate to Jimmy Crack-corn over there from Lunchmeat, Kansas.

• Dennis : Hey. Come here.

  [hugs Maya] 

  Dennis : Don't forget, it's all for the kids.

  Maya : I know.

  Dennis : We know you do all the work around here.

  Maya : Thanks.

  Dennis : And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

  Maya : Why did you come in here?

  Dennis : I had to hug you in this sweater.