Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Sweet Charity (1997)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

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Quotes 

• Dennis : Hey, Princess, the *Times* is doing a story on your dad's award and they wanna call you for a quote.

  Maya : Okay, how about this, from my introduction: "Every once in a while a man looks at the world, steps forward, and says, 'Hey, who wants my crumbs?'"

  Dennis : That's not bad. How about, "It's touching to see what Jack means to all of you, because you certainly don't mean jack to him."

• Maya : Wait! I have something to say.

  Dennis : Thanks for the warning. Taxi!

• Maya : Doesn't anyone here give?

  Dennis : I gave blood.

  Maya : Where?

  Dennis : Okay, sperm.

• Maya : When I came aboard, you said I could make a difference.

  Dennis : And you have. You've made these morning meetings much longer.

• Robert : Uh, Maya, don't think that you've been forgotten. We'd like you to introduce your father at the banquet.

  Maya : Oh gosh; couldn't we just release some doves?

  Robert : Just a few words about Jack's passionate concern for the children.

  Maya : "Passionate concern"?

  [cut to Jack posing across the room] 

  Jack : Hey, this one's for Trump!

  [Jack bends over and displays his ass for the camera] 

• Maya : Nina, the foundation needs books, not your old clothes.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, I was looking around for my old books, and then it struck me me... I don't have any.

  Maya : You don't own any books?

  Nina Van Horn : Just a hollowed out almanac from my trip to Colombia.

• Dennis : Hey. Come here.

  [hugs Maya] 

  Dennis : Don't forget, it's all for the kids.

  Maya : I know.

  Dennis : We know you do all the work around here.

  Maya : Thanks.

  Dennis : And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

  Maya : Why did you come in here?

  Dennis : I had to hug you in this sweater.

• Maya : Isn't this fun, guys?

  Elliot : Yeah. You've captured all the fun of moving without that pesky new apartment.

• Maya : Here's Cinderella. You can read it to the kids.

  Nina Van Horn : I don't like kids.

  Maya : Pretend they're puppies.

  Nina Van Horn : Again, not helping.

• Nina Van Horn : Don't look at me. I already contributed to the community.

  Maya : That was court ordered.