- Jack Gallo: He publishes some anti-corporate newsletter. What's it called? The Fink? The Snitch? The Rat?
- Maya Gallo: The Whistle Blower!
- Jack Gallo: That's it. Imagine taking up that kind of valuable office space just to reach a few whiny malcontents.
- Maya Gallo: I subscribe.
- Dennis Finch: Subscribe? You're Miss December.
- Nina Van Horn: Greta will be here any minute, and I'm working on the perfect first impression pose.
- Elliot DiMauro: You look awkward. Here, lift your arm up. Good. Your other arm, raise it... more... more. Perfect. Now repeat after me: I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
- Nina Van Horn: What a waste. A tremendously round waste.
- Elliot DiMauro: What is wrong with you? I think Greta is terrific.
- Nina Van Horn: That woman isn't Greta, that woman swallowed Greta. God, I feel like prying her jaws open and shouting, "Climb, Greta! Climb up to the light!"
- Maya Gallo: I'm not some spineless lackey who jumps at your every whim.
- Jack Gallo: Maya, apologize to Dennis.
- Elliot DiMauro: [noticing the cold mask Nina is wearing] Another twelve martini night?
- Nina Van Horn: No, thanks. I have plans.
- Nina Van Horn: Back in the 70s Greta and I were like twins, soulmates, two sticks of dynamite. Why, at Studio 54 we were known as B.J. and the Bear.
- Elliot DiMauro: Who was who?
- Nina Van Horn: Well, Greta was the Bear because she always wore this slinky fur coat, and I was B.J. because I always wore blue jeans. Wait, no I didn't.
- Richard: Did you know that there's a factory in Indonesia where old ladies are forced to work sixteen hours a day making American flags?
- Maya Gallo: What does that have to do with anything?
- Richard: Nothing. I'm just trying to stay angry.
- Nina Van Horn: Greta, if you had something on the side of your mouth, would you want me to tell you?
- Greta Larson: Of course.
- Nina Van Horn: Okay. You're hugely fat.
- Maya Gallo: You should read The Whistleblower. It's really good.
- Jack Gallo: Good? It's not good, it's a bunch of hooey about how big companies exploit workers and waste natural resources.
- Dennis Finch: Jack, your driver wants to know if he can stop circling the block.
- Jack Gallo: No, I want nice cold air on the way to lunch.
- Nina Van Horn: Greta's always been prettier than me. Now it's my chance to show her up. I had my teeth whitened, my hair darkened, and I had Botox injected into my forehead. The only way she can look better than me is if she spent the last twenty years locked in a freezer.
- Greta Larson: [exits the elevator; she's gotten fat] Nina?
- Nina Van Horn: ...eating Eskimo Pies.
- Elliot DiMauro: [about Greta] I think she's beautiful.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, my God, she's right behind me, isn't she?
- Elliot DiMauro: No, I mean it. You ever studied Renaissance art? The women in those paintings are all large and rounded.
- Nina Van Horn: That was for survival. If you were fat, you could float, and if you could float, you weren't a witch. For God's sake, read your Bible.
- Dennis Finch: What'cha doing?
- Maya Gallo: Today's crossword puzzle.
- Dennis Finch: Need any help?
- Maya Gallo: Are you good at these?
- Dennis Finch: I fancy myself a wordsmith.
- Maya Gallo: Okay. I need a nine-letter word for hindrance.
- Dennis Finch: Um... no idea.
- Maya Gallo: Okay. Island in the Aegean Sea, six letters.
- Dennis Finch: Aegean... No, sorry.
- Maya Gallo: Some wordsmith.
- Elliot DiMauro: Breasts, eight letters.
- Dennis Finch: Bazongas, balloons, knockers...
- Elliot DiMauro: Seven letters, beginning with an H.
- Dennis Finch: Hooters, honkers, hi-beams...
- Elliot DiMauro: Now in Spanish.
- Dennis Finch: Chachas, piñatas, maracas...
- Maya Gallo: So you basically spend all your time thinking of synonyms for breasts.
- Dennis Finch: I also do bottoms.
- Elliot DiMauro: Alphabetically.
- Dennis Finch: Ass, booty, caboose, derriere, endzone, fanny, glutey-pops, heinie... Yeah!
- Maya Gallo: Me? Why me?
- Jack Gallo: Because you've got that certain... you know...
- Dennis Finch: Hooters, heaters, mambos...
- Richard: Forget it. I'm not giving up my office space.
- Maya Gallo: But you don't even know what it's for.
- Richard: Let me guess. A lounge so that the models can be alone with their thought?