"Just Shoot Me!" Slow Donnie (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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Quotes 

  • Jack : Hey, Donnie. I think I finally have these tubes figured out.

    Donnie DiMauro : [quietly]  Kill me now.

    Jack : See, it's hot air that pushes things through the tubes.

    Donnie DiMauro : Donnie says vacuum.

    Jack : Boy, when you get an idea in your head, you stick to it like taffy. See, when air gets hot, it rises.

    Donnie DiMauro : Vacuum!

    Jack : No, hot air. It's what causes a Pop-Tart to pop out of the toaster, or how helicopters...

    Donnie DiMauro : [normal voice]  Oh, for the love of God! It's not hot air! It's not magnets! It's a vacuum, Jacko! Like a straw! You ever use a straw, huh, lab partner? Air taken out from one end is replaced from the other end, that creates air pressure that propels things through the freaking tubes!

    [Notices everyone is looking] 

    Donnie DiMauro : [slow Donnie voice]  I love you, tubes.

    [everyone still stares] 

    Donnie DiMauro : Green quarter.

    [still staring] 

    Donnie DiMauro : Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

    Elliot : Donnie, what the hell?

    Donnie DiMauro : [normal voice]  Oh, crap. Now I gotta get a job.

  • [Nina comes in with a parakeet in a cage] 

    Jack : What is that filthy thing doing here?

    Dennis : Come on, she works here.

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