Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Sewer! (1998)

Lisa Edelstein: Erin Simon

Quotes 

• Erin Simon : The president of Uzbekistan just commited suicide. He shot himself 47 times in the back.

• Maya Gallo : Oh, it just occurred to me that I forgot to warn you about Elliot. He didn't try to hit on you, did he?

  Erin Simon : Yup.

  Maya Gallo : Unbelievable! I would've liked to have seen how you handled him.

  [Elliot walks in from the guest room, wearing a robe] 

  Maya Gallo : I take that back.

  Elliot DiMauro : Maya, mind if I use your robe?

  Maya Gallo : Not at all. Mind closing it?

• Maya Gallo : My contact says they're dumping tonight. You know how it is with sources.

  Erin Simon : Tell me about it. I had a midnight rendezvous with my contact in Lebanon. I'm five minutes late, his head comes rolling down the street like a soccer ball.

• Maya Gallo : So, what are you working on?

  Erin Simon : I've been uncovering human rights violations in Eastern Europe.

  Maya Gallo : Oh, I'm working on quite the hard-hitting piece myself.

  Elliot DiMauro : Maya, we need to fill a page. Write something to go with this butt shot.

  Maya Gallo : Not now, Elliot.

  Elliot DiMauro : If at all possible, try to avoid using the word "asstastic". We've already used it twice this issue.