- Simon Leeds: I'm taking you to Maine for lunch. There's this place there that serves genuine New York style pizza.
- Lily Barton: Oh, I get it, you memorized a magazine I was in 30 years ago. So now what, I'm supposed to rip off my clothes and jump into bed with you.
- Dennis Finch: Oh, oh that would be great.
- Lily Barton: Let me guess... you live alone, you love sci-fi, you've had the same condom in your wallet since 1978.
- Dennis Finch: See? I know you, you know me...
- Lily Barton: Elliot, I think your photos are disgusting and deeply disturbing.
- Elliot DiMauro: But you'll show them, right?
- Lily Barton: Oh, God, yes. This kind of crap sells.
- Jack Gallo: Simon told me that Nina snores.
- Nina Van Horn: Simon is telling things about me? I don't think I like that.
- Jack Gallo: He says she's louder than a concert at Wembley.
- Dennis Finch: Only much easier to get into.
- Bob: Sorry, but she deserves to be with a real man.
- Dennis Finch: No, she doesn't, she deserves to be with me.