David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Lily Barton : Oh, I get it, you memorized a magazine I was in 30 years ago. So now what, I'm supposed to rip off my clothes and jump into bed with you.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, oh that would be great.

  Lily Barton : Let me guess... you live alone, you love sci-fi, you've had the same condom in your wallet since 1978.

  Dennis Finch : See? I know you, you know me...

• Jack Gallo : Simon told me that Nina snores.

  Nina Van Horn : Simon is telling things about me? I don't think I like that.

  Jack Gallo : He says she's louder than a concert at Wembley.

  Dennis Finch : Only much easier to get into.

• Bob : Sorry, but she deserves to be with a real man.

  Dennis Finch : No, she doesn't, she deserves to be with me.