Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Pass the Salt (1998)

Tom Kenny: Persky

Quotes 

• Persky : Hey, Dennis. There's some guy downstairs with an ax looking for you.

  Dennis Finch : Is he a tall, greasy guy with "Mayhem" tattooed on his neck screaming about how I stole his girlfriend?

  Persky : No. Big, older man.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, hell! It's my dad.

• Persky : [sees a bowl of fruit]  Hey, fruit.

  Red Finch : [grabs Pesky by the lapels]  Hey, hey, hey! Listen, you homophobe! The term is gay. Gay, do you understand? Gay! Not fruit, or fairy, or salad shooter.

  Persky : But I was...

  Red Finch : We don't need your hate crimes around here! Who made you God, huh?

  [tosses Pesky aside; sees bowl of fruit] 

  Red Finch : Hey, fruit.