Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Pass the Salt (1998)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• [Finch's father thinks he's gay, and he's trying to convince him he's not. Elliot walks by] 

  Dennis Finch : Do me a favor, please explain to my dad that I'm not gay?

  Elliot DiMauro : You are so cute when you try to act butch.

  [grabs Dennis and kisses him] 

• Dennis Finch : I come from a long line of firemen. My grandpa, two uncles, both my brothers.

  Maya Gallo : So you're the only one in your family who's not a fireman.

  Elliot DiMauro : There's a rule that your legs have to be thicker than the hose.

  Dennis Finch : Actually, he's right.

• Nina Van Horn : I have a fire that needs putting out, if you know what I mean.

  Dennis Finch : Nina...

  Nina Van Horn : It's a five alarm fire, if you catch my drift.

  Elliot DiMauro : Good God, Nina, the potted plants caught your drift.