Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Paradise by the Dashboard Light (2000)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : I promise I will get you something amazing.
Dennis Finch : Yes, you will. You will go to a dark shop at Rue de St. Jacques at Marseilles. You will give this note to a man named Bobo. He will give you a package. You will not open it, you will not get it wet.
Maya Gallo : Couldn't I just get you some cheese?
Dennis Finch : Oh, it is cheese. It's amazing.
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Dennis Finch : Question one: You take Maya to a restaurant. The waiter accidentally spills wine on her blouse. What do you do?
Carl : Apologize for choosing the restaurant, then spill wine on myself as a show of unity.
Dennis Finch : Question two: You take Maya to a play, but once you get there, you discover there is nudity, but it's tastefully done, story related. What do you do?
Carl : Apologize for choosing the play, if she decides to stay, I use my body language to make it clear to her that I'm in no way aroused.
Dennis Finch : What's your favorite Sondheim musical?
Carl : I'm going to surprise you. Passions.
Dennis Finch : Okay, we're done here.
Carl : Can I rethink my answer to the first question?
Dennis Finch : No.