- Maya Gallo: Can you believe this is Nina from "Nina in the Cantina"?
- Dennis Finch: Why not? It's not like the song is called "Nina in the Think Tank."
- Nick Hewitt: [looking at Maya's interview questions] Boring. That is boring. Oh, here's a new one: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
- Maya Gallo: That was just in case the interview was in real trouble.
- Nick Hewitt: Well, in that case, ponderosa pine.
- Dennis Finch: You have a right to be mad. You know what I do when I feel mad? I smash something
- [gently nudges the vase Jack made him]
- Dennis Finch: Go for it.
- [Elliot smashes a porcelain cat next to the vase]
- Dennis Finch: No! Not my porcelain cat!
- Elliot DiMauro: I'm sorry. I'll replace it.
- Dennis Finch: It? It had a name! Oh, Skittles.
- Maya Gallo: Nina, your mascara is running.
- Nina Van Horn: You see what happens when you don't test this stuff on animals? That's it, I'm buying a rabbit.
- Elliot DiMauro: What you got there?
- Dennis Finch: The new Annie Leibowitz coffee table book.
- Elliot DiMauro: [puts coffee mug on book] Hey, look. It works.
- Dennis Finch: I seem to have struck a nerve.
- Elliot DiMauro: I'm sorry. Annie Leibowitz is a first-rate photographer, even if her work's not that avant-garde. I have been working with body paints for years, and nobody notices. She puts pinstripes on Demi Moore and boom!, everybody goes nuts. Whatever.
- [leaves]
- Dennis Finch: Best fifty-three bucks I ever spent.
- [tosses book in trash]
- [Jack has made an ugly vase, and wants Dennis to keep it on his desk]
- Jack Gallo: I want people to see that underneath this business suit lies the soul of an artist. Can you believe that was inside me all this years?
- Dennis Finch: That's what it looks like.
- Maya Gallo: I have more.
- Nick Hewitt: Let me guess. "Were you the first to wear leather trousers, Nick?" "Are you reuniting the band, Nick?" "What does pigeon blood taste like, Nick?" Well, yes, no, and chicken.
- Maya Gallo: I thought Nina was Nina in the cantina.
- Nick Hewitt: No, Twiggy is Nina.
- Maya Gallo: Then why is her name in the song?
- Nick Hewitt: Well, it was the only name that rhymed with cantina.
- Maya Gallo: What about Deena? Gina? Xena?
- Nick Hewitt: That's impressive.
- Industry Type: Nick! You old dog!
- Nick Hewitt: Hello, gorgeous!
- Industry Type: Look who I brought with me.
- Nick Hewitt: Hello, gorgeous!
- Industry Type: We'll see you in London.
- Nick Hewitt: Love to, I'll give you a ring-ting-ting-ting-a-ling.
- Maya Gallo: Who were they?
- Nick Hewitt: Haven't a bloody clue.
- Nina Van Horn: Did someone mention my affair with a certain famous rock star? My ears were burning.
- Dennis Finch: That's the hair dye.
- Elliot DiMauro: I'm going to out-Leibowitz Leibowitz. Get this: the angry man of rock and roll as the Incredible Hulk. Green body paint, torn clothes, running amok through the diamond district. What do you think?
- Maya Gallo: It's cute.
- Elliot DiMauro: Cute. That's good. Like a bunny.
- Maya Gallo: No, I mean...
- Elliot DiMauro: [Angry] Like a bunny!
- Maya Gallo: Come on! Hot model! Mazatlan! 1973! How could you not remember?
- Nick Hewitt: I don't even remember how I got here.
- Nina Van Horn: I can't believe I'm not Nina in the Cantina.
- Maya Gallo: Big deal. You're Nina Van Horn, and that's better. You're a beautiful, interesting woman, and you don't need an idiotic song to prove that you're special.
- Nina Van Horn: You're right. Besides, I'm still James Brown's Super Freak.
- Jack Gallo: Allie took me to this place in the mall where you can make your own pottery. It's like an artist colony.
- Dennis Finch: Next to The Gap.
- Elliot DiMauro: This shot is breakthrough! This is going to win awards!
- Nick Hewitt: Why not? This same shot worked for Annie Leibowitz.
- [Turns to sumo wrestler]
- Nick Hewitt: You remember that, Marcel?