Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina and the Rocker (2002)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, what's that body part that sounds dirty but is not?
Dennis Finch : Uvula.
Jack Gallo : Thank you.
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Jack Gallo : Rock stars are pathetic. They are always surrounded by fawning groupies and yes men who tell them what they want to hear. Am I right, Dennis?
Dennis Finch : Of course, Chief. You've done it again.
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Jack Gallo : Everyone's so excited about this Simon Leeds. What's so great about him?
Dennis Finch : The chunky girl from PR threw her panties at him.
Jack Gallo : There was a time chunky girls from PR used to throw their panties at me.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, but they were called bloomers, and the Wright Brothers owned a bike shop.
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Dennis Finch : Good morning, Vicki.
[drops pencils]
Dennis Finch : Oops, clumsy me.
Vicki Costa : You are so childish. You did that on purpose so I can bend over while you watch.
Dennis Finch : Did I? Or did I do it so I can bend over while you watch?
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Jack Gallo : The point is, I have let my image slip. I need something to spruce it up.
Dennis Finch : How about a monocle? Like Colonel Klink.
Jack Gallo : He was a Nazi!
Dennis Finch : Not just any Nazi. America's favorite Nazi.
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Dennis Finch : You know what I do when a girl doesn't put out?
Maya Gallo : You don't pay her?