Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I wish I was old enough to have partied in the seventies.

  Nina Van Horn : Don't worry about it, Maya. We wouldn't have invited you anyway.

• Nina Van Horn : I can't stand Simon Leeds. In 1975 he spilled his Bloody Mary all over my one-of-a-kind white Halston dress.

  Maya Gallo : Nina, that was twenty years ago.

  Nina Van Horn : The fact is, he never apologized to me, or to David Bowie, who was wearing it at the time.

• Maya Gallo : May I make a suggestion? Don't sleep with him.

  Nina Van Horn : Not sleep with him? That's like telling Picasso not to paint, or you not to... What is it you do?

  Maya Gallo : I'm good at Scrabble.

  Nina Van Horn : I don't know what that is.