Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Nina Van Grandma (2002)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Tess : This kinda rocks.
Nina Van Horn : Yes it does. You know what would make it rock even more?
Tess : Prescription back medication?
Nina Van Horn : That's it, I'm gonna cry.
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Nina Van Horn : This is great. None of us is getting exactly what they want, and we all resent each other a little, just like a real family.
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Nina Van Horn : Okay, I'm in a hotel room floor, I'm fully clothed and there are no empty orange vials.
[whistles]
Nina Van Horn : This is a stumper.
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Nina Van Horn : I don't want anyone to know I'm a grandmother, so if anyone asks, you're a temp.
Tess : How about a model?
Nina Van Horn : Good, just be sure to dumb down your vocabulary.
Tess : Okay.
Nina Van Horn : Dumber.
Tess : Huh?
Nina Van Horn : There you go.
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Tess : Here's your drink, grandma.
Nina Van Horn : You're a sweet child, but if you call me that again, I'm going to have to take a swing at you.
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Nina Van Horn : Ah, you scored your first free drink in the big city. I'd better check it for poison.
[takes a sip]
Nina Van Horn : Inconclusive. Further tests may be required.
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Nina Van Horn : Tess, you want to go places, try new things, and that's great. I did it at your age. But you have to draw the line somewhere, and this...
[points at Dennis]
Nina Van Horn : This is the line.