Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Nina Sees Red: Part 1 (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : Jack, what are two words that sell magazines?

  Jack Gallo : Multiple orgasms.

• Maya Gallo : That's fried chicken. What are you doing?

  Jack Gallo : I've decided to take my new cholesterol medicine for a spin.

  Maya Gallo : But I thought your doctor to stay away from fatty food.

  Jack Gallo : My doctor says one thing, my butcher says another. Who are you going to believe?

• Jack Gallo : Nina. What's that crazy, mixed-up broad up to now?

  Red Finch : We're dating.

  Jack Gallo : Good for you. She's the best.

• Elliot DiMauro : For God's sake, put that stun gun away before you kill someone.

  Jack Gallo : What makes you think I haven't already?