Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My (2001)
Ashton Kutcher: Dean Cassidy
Quotes
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Dean Cassidy : Am I late? I took the express elevator and ended up on the roof.
Dennis Finch : That's where they're having the genius convention.
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Maya Gallo : Where have you been?
Dean Cassidy : I was waiting in line for your sandwich.
Maya Gallo : [opens bag] What part of whole wheat don't you understand?
Dean Cassidy : They were out, so I just assumed...
Maya Gallo : Lesson number one: a good journalist doesn't assume.
Dennis Finch : Lesson number two: have your dad own the magazine.
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Dean Cassidy : She is crazy!
Dennis Finch : You know what they say. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Dean Cassidy : How old are you?