Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Lies & Dolls (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Come on, have a little faith in the girl. Nina could play that part.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, thank you, Jack.

  Jack Gallo : I totally buy you as a homewrecker.

  Nina Van Horn : Homemaker.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, you're no good for that.

• Matt Bentley : You know, Maya, you could learn a lot from her. This is a woman who gets high on a drug called America.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, I do like my reds, whites and blues.

• Maya Gallo : [drinks from a coffee mug]  Oh, my God! This is whisky!

  Nina Van Horn : [holds a similar mug]  Oh, my God! This is coffee!

• Nina Van Horn : Who wants to try a bowl of delicious home-made my stuffin'?

  Jack Gallo : Nina, there's nothing in that bowl.

  Dennis Finch : And by bowl he means your head.

• Nina Van Horn : I have an hour until my audition, so I want to stay in character. Listen to this. "Simple Times Stuffin', the easy way to spice up your next lynchin'."

  Jack Gallo : [reads Nina's script]  The word is "luncheon."

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, good. That makes my character that more likeable.

• Nina Van Horn : Guess what? I just got a call from my old acting agent.

  Dennis Finch : Let me guess? They want you for "When Plastic Surgeons Attack."

  Nina Van Horn : Hello there, Finch. Don't get up.

• [Nina has to cook] 

  Nina Van Horn : No problem. You can do this.

  [lays ingredients on counter] 

  Nina Van Horn : Well, I'm stumped.

• Nina Van Horn : All right, Bently, here's the deal. I don't cook; I'm not Southern; I've never voted; I drink like a sailor, often in the company of sailors; and I was peripherally involved in the abduction of Patty Hearst.

  Matt Bentley : I don't know what to say. You've never voted once?