Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Lemon Wacky Hello (1997)

Wesley Thompson: Cop

Quotes 

• Jack : The day a productive man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move into a cave and sleep on my own beard.

  Cop : I'm looking for a Nina Van Horn.

  Jack : Take her away.

• Nina : I have given my friend here a detailed description of the perp.

  Cop : Are you a sketch artist?

  Elliot : I dabble. This is the man you're looking for.

  Cop : Well, it shouldn't be too difficult. How hard is it to find a cowboy with eight arms and a beak?

  Elliot : And salty earlobes.

  Cop : I think I have everything I need.

  Nina : Are you going to show it to the other cops?

  Cop : Oh, yeah!