- [phone rings; Dennis answers]
- Dennis Finch: Jack Gallo's office.... Hey, boss. How did it go?... All right!
- Dennis Finch: [to Maya] They had the baby.
- Maya Gallo: Yeah, well, congratulations.
- Dennis Finch: [to Jack] Maya says, "Congratulations," but it's in a tone that connotes disinterest.... Whew!
- Dennis Finch: [to Maya] Eight pounds, twelve ounces.
- Maya Gallo: Ouch.
- Dennis Finch: [to Jack] She's making sport of your courageous wife's pain....
- Dennis Finch: [to Maya] Blue eyes, dark hair, great lungs.
- Maya Gallo: Just like Elvis.
- Dennis Finch: [to Jack] She's comparing the baby to a bloated drug addict.
- [Maya walks away]
- Dennis Finch: [to Maya] Hey, it's a girl: You got a sister.
- Maya Gallo: A sister? She's not my sister.... Oh, my god. She's my sister. I have a sister.
- Dennis Finch: [to Jack] Now she's just babbling.
- [Nina selects "no-yes-yes-no-no-no" from a line of models; she comes to Maya and mistakes her for a prospective model]
- Nina Van Horn: Honey, I don't know who your agent is, but you need to grow six inches, lose twenty pounds, and find a hairdresser who gave up cocaine with everyone else.
- [Nina turns to walk away]
- Maya Gallo: Excuse me - do you own this magazine?
- Nina Van Horn: No, that would be Mr. Gallo.
- Maya Gallo: And I would be Mr. Gallo's daughter.
- Nina Van Horn: You know, dear, you can understand why I didn't recognize you. I mean, there is virtually no resemblance.
- Maya Gallo: Go away.
- Nina Van Horn: Ah, there it is.
- Jack Gallo: When are you going to accept the fact that Allie and I are very much in love?
- Maya Gallo: "Very much in love"? Is there a special room where the models go to throw up?
- Jack Gallo: Here we go! It's my wedding all over again.
- Maya Gallo: What?
- Jack Gallo: Don't play innocent - you were heckling our wedding vows.
- Maya Gallo: You let the woman quote *The Lion King!*
- Dennis Finch: Listen up - I just got the cyber-skinny on our little friend Maya: Stanford grad, dean's list, no current boyfriend, but she is on the pill.
- Nina Van Horn: You got all that on the internet?
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, and rifling through her purse.
- Maya Gallo: [shaking Dennis' hand] Hello, I'm Maya.
- Dennis Finch: Ah, well, "bye-a."
- Maya Gallo: Uh, no. I'm here to see Jack Gallo.
- Dennis Finch: And I'm here to make sure you don't. Next time, call for an appointment; that way I can reject you on the phone, and then you won't have to get all gussied up.
- Dennis Finch: Hey hey, oh, you're Jack's daughter - you babe. Dennis Finch, Jack's executive assistant. His right-hand man. Actually, he's more like a father to me.
- Maya Gallo: Ah, then you haven't seen him in a year either.
- Jack Gallo: Maya!
- Maya Gallo: Surprise.
- Jack Gallo: Yeah, it sure is. Come on in. Don't you have a birthday coming up?
- Maya Gallo: Yeah, in about eleven-and-a-half months.
- Jack Gallo: Good - I was afraid I missed it.
- Nina Van Horn: Look at her, writing her first big article for Papa.
- Elliot DiMauro: So?
- Nina Van Horn: "So?" First it's an article, then it's a job; before you know it *she's* in charge and I'm back at the boat show wearing that damn mermaid suit.
- Nina Van Horn: Maya, dear, I understand you're writing this month's relationship column. Can I peek?
- Elliot DiMauro: You peaked years ago, honey.
- Nina Van Horn: So, is this article the first of many?
- Maya Gallo: I doubt it; it's called, "My Father Is A Jackass."
- Nina Van Horn: She'll be gone by the end of the day.
- Dennis Finch: Great; just make it look like an accident.
- Nina Van Horn: No, no, no! She's leaving on her own.
- Dennis Finch: Got it; we never spoke.
- [Nina smiles quizzically and gives a thumbs-up]
- Elliot DiMauro: Look at these photos; see if any of them will go with your article.
- Maya Gallo: [looking] God! Could her dress get any higher?
- Elliot DiMauro: No. Her mother was there.
- [discussing the evils of the fashion industry]
- Elliot DiMauro: All I'm saying is that we're not the enemy. We just like looking at beautiful things.
- Maya Gallo: And who decides what's beautiful?
- Elliot DiMauro: Oh, I do! That's the best part.
- Maya Gallo: So, have you two picked out a name?
- Jack Gallo: We're in negotiations. I want "Hannah," after your grandmother, and Allie wants "Morgan."
- Maya Gallo: "Morgan" was our high school quarterback. Allie lost her virginity to him.
- Jack Gallo: "Hannah" it is.