Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Just Shoot Me (1997)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Look at her, writing her first big article for Papa.
Elliot DiMauro : So?
Nina Van Horn : "So?" First it's an article, then it's a job; before you know it *she's* in charge and I'm back at the boat show wearing that damn mermaid suit.
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Nina Van Horn : Maya, dear, I understand you're writing this month's relationship column. Can I peek?
Elliot DiMauro : You peaked years ago, honey.
Nina Van Horn : So, is this article the first of many?
Maya Gallo : I doubt it; it's called, "My Father Is A Jackass."
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Elliot DiMauro : Look at these photos; see if any of them will go with your article.
Maya Gallo : [looking] God! Could her dress get any higher?
Elliot DiMauro : No. Her mother was there.
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[discussing the evils of the fashion industry]
Elliot DiMauro : All I'm saying is that we're not the enemy. We just like looking at beautiful things.
Maya Gallo : And who decides what's beautiful?
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, I do! That's the best part.