Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jesus, It's Christmas (1997)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

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• Elliot DiMauro : No way. Last time I took you on a photo shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss taking a shower.

  Dennis Finch : It was an innocent mistake. I was trying to walk in on Elle McPherson.

• Nina Van Horn : Elliot, bad news. You're not going to the Caribbean.

  Elliot DiMauro : What happened?

  Nina Van Horn : The models all got food poisoning at the Mizrahi show.

  Elliot DiMauro : What, all five of them?

  Nina Van Horn : Apparently, they shared a bad shrimp.

• Elliot DiMauro : That's it! Shoot's canceled!

  Nina Van Horn : What is the problem?

  Elliot DiMauro : I can't find my lens!

  Nina Van Horn : Don't you have, like, thirty of them?

  Dennis Finch : Yes, but they're not all his lucky thong lens.

  Nina Van Horn : Lucky thong lens?

  Elliot DiMauro : Eight years ago I was doing my first swimsuit photo shoot on St. Tropez, and from the moment I arrived none of my shots were coming out right. I thought my carrer was over. As I walked back to the hotel, this local boy runs up and stuffs something in my pocket. I looked down, and it was this lens, this perfect lens. But when I looked up, the boy had vanished, and in his place... a white dove!

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, I get it. They have mushrooms in St. Tropez.

• Dennis Finch : I have a weird feeling that if I were to go to the Caribbean with you and some hot models, all your stuff would just turn up.

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh? Well, I have a weird feeling that if I jam my fist down your throat, I might find your spleen.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, but you won't find your lens.

• Dennis Finch : It looks like a photo of someone's hand dangling your lucky lens over a toilet. What kind of devious bastard would do such a thing?

  Elliot DiMauro : That's your watch.

  Dennis Finch : You're right. That son of a bitch has my watch!