Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jesus, It's Christmas (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Elliot DiMauro : No way. Last time I took you on a photo shoot with me, you walked in on Kate Moss taking a shower.

  Dennis Finch : It was an innocent mistake. I was trying to walk in on Elle McPherson.

• Dennis Finch : D. Finch reporting for booty.

• Elliot DiMauro : That's it! Shoot's canceled!

  Nina Van Horn : What is the problem?

  Elliot DiMauro : I can't find my lens!

  Nina Van Horn : Don't you have, like, thirty of them?

  Dennis Finch : Yes, but they're not all his lucky thong lens.

  Nina Van Horn : Lucky thong lens?

  Elliot DiMauro : Eight years ago I was doing my first swimsuit photo shoot on St. Tropez, and from the moment I arrived none of my shots were coming out right. I thought my carrer was over. As I walked back to the hotel, this local boy runs up and stuffs something in my pocket. I looked down, and it was this lens, this perfect lens. But when I looked up, the boy had vanished, and in his place... a white dove!

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, I get it. They have mushrooms in St. Tropez.

• Dennis Finch : I have a weird feeling that if I were to go to the Caribbean with you and some hot models, all your stuff would just turn up.

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh? Well, I have a weird feeling that if I jam my fist down your throat, I might find your spleen.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, but you won't find your lens.

• Maya Gallo : I think we should give the money to Jesus, the night custodian.

  Jack Gallo : I know him. He's a nice guy.

  Maya Gallo : You know Jesus?

  Jack Gallo : Don't be so surprised. I have a rapport with the night cleaning staff.

  Dennis Finch : If by rapport you mean that point-wink thing you do, then yes, you is down with the crew.

• Dennis Finch : [on phone]  Of course it's a round trip. Have you ever been to Albany?

• Nina Van Horn : I really think that money should go to my Kenny. He's a member of an oppressed minority.

  Dennis Finch : Who, the trouserly challenged?

  Nina Van Horn : He has brown eyes. They did a study, and it turns out blue-eyed dancers make far more money.

  Jack Gallo : Who did a study?

  Nina Van Horn : Me and my friend Binnie.

• Dennis Finch : It looks like a photo of someone's hand dangling your lucky lens over a toilet. What kind of devious bastard would do such a thing?

  Elliot DiMauro : That's your watch.

  Dennis Finch : You're right. That son of a bitch has my watch!