Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Jack Vents (1999)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Repairman : Here's the problem. I found this in the vent.

  Nina Van Horn : Oh, that's... my laundry. I must have forgotten to take it to the laundromat, where the laundry is done.

  Repairman : How much is in here?

  Nina Van Horn : About twelve kilos.

• [Jack is listening to a relaxation tape of seaside sounds] 

  Nina Van Horn : Jack, I need to talk to you?

  Jack Gallo : Just a minute. I'm trying to relax, and I'm waiting for the foghorn.

  [foghorn sound] 

  Jack Gallo : It's all crap from here.

• Nina Van Horn : Reason number one why I should have a limo: as an editor of this magazine, I need to be seen in a position of power.

  Dennis Finch : As opposed to her usual position, passed out on her table. It's so easy.

  Nina Van Horn : Enjoy it while it lasts, Finch. Puberty changes everything.