David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : You know George Lucas is my idol. Just this year I've written fourteen Star Wars, eight Indiana Joneses, and a sequel to Willow. You have a dwarf and a sword, the thing writes itself.

• Dennis Finch : What this cocktail needs is half a dash of Finch.

• Dennis Finch : What's the worst thing I can do to a woman?

  Maya Gallo : Go out with her, and after taking her virginity, dump her and then go to the prom with Susan Wilson.

  Dennis Finch : I like that, but it might take too long.

• Dennis Finch : I have a good idea for a Star Wars movie, where Chewwie and Boba Fett put together a softball team of misfit Jedis.

  George Lucas : [as elevator closes]  That's good.

  Dennis Finch : It is? Oh, my God! He likes it!

• Dennis Finch : You don't know her like I do. Underneath that hard exterior is a fragile, insecure woman with a liver held together with tape and glue.