Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

In Your Dreams (1997)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya : It's always the same. My face gets all scrunched up, my eyes are half closed, and I end up looking like...

  Dennis : Popeye?

  Elliot : A smurf?

  Nina : Eleanor Roosevelt sneezing?

  Jack : What the hell is a smurf?

  Dennis : It's that little blue man on your wife's lunchbox.

• Jack : What are we talking about?

  Maya : Nothing!

  Nina : Sex dreams.

  Jack : Sounds like fun. Who had a sex dream? I want details.

  Dennis : Maya did, about Elliot.

  Jack : You people are sick!

• Elliot : You want me to do a photo ID. That's like asking Picasso to paint your bathroom.

  Jack : No, it's like *telling* Picasso to paint your bathroom.

• Jack : Come on, people! We need new stories. Any ideas?

  Nina : I got it. How about a ten page layout on the comeback of fur?

  Jack : What comeback of fur?

  Elliot : The one she's been trying to launch ever since she bought those snow leopard skin hot pants.

• Jack : [to Hannah, over the phone]  Hi, Hannah. Daddy's going to sing a song about... his desk.

  [playing his banjo and singing] 

  Jack : Markers and pencils and pens / And keys to my Mercedes Benz / A cup and an empty green bottle...

  Nina : [coming in]  Damnit, Jack!

  Jack : Oh, look, it's a grumpy ex-model.

• Maya : I have never taken a good picture in my life.

  Jack : You're exaggerating. You've taken lots of good pictures. What about that one of you surfing?

  Maya : That was a caricature.

  Jack : I thought your head looked big.

• Jack : So, what's in this thing?

  Dennis : It covers everything from employee behavior to fire safety, with just a dash of the Iraqi penal code.

• Maya : Dad, what do you think of this picture?

  Jack : [whistles]  She's a looker. Reminds me of a girl I used to run around with.

  Maya : Dad, it's me.

  Jack : I see. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go in my office and gouge my eyes out.