Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
How Nina Got Her Groove Back (1998)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Now don't you start. If I wanted to see two queens snipe at each other, I'd have stayed in the men's room.
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Maya Gallo : Hey, new shoes?
Elliot DiMauro : Yep. Gloria, the girl I'm dating, made them. She's studying to be a designer. She's amazing.
Maya Gallo : They're... nice.
Elliot DiMauro : Nice? These are a work of art. The structure, the design, these shoes are going to take the world by storm.
Maya Gallo : How can you tell the left from the right?
Elliot DiMauro : I have no idea.
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Elliot DiMauro : This looks like the dawn of a new era.
Nina Van Horn : Yes, it's the age of Nina Van Horn!
Dennis Finch : I know this one. 62?
Nina Van Horn : The grown-ups are talking, dear.
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Elliot DiMauro : Let's get you to wardrobe and get weighed. That always cheers you up.
Nina Van Horn : No, I'm not in the mood.
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Maya Gallo : I don't get it. Why do they hate each other?
Elliot DiMauro : Well, Nina is jealous that Margo gets taken more seriously, and Margo is jealous that Nina gets taken more often.
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Elliot DiMauro : Isn't it time you stopped this competition with Margo?
Nina Van Horn : What competition? Margo's doing the best job she can, and I'm doing the best job I can.
Jack Gallo : Margo Langhorne just retired.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, my God! I won! I won!