- Megan: This is so demeaning. I never should have quit stripping.
- Dennis Finch: Hey, wait a minute, you're Misty Peaks!
- Megan: Oh, God! You're that guy who always wants change for a dollar!
- [Maya has thrown a murder-mystery dinner, and Finch is hitting on a woman dressed as a French maid]
- Megan: I'm Jeanette, the indentured French chambermaid.
- [she curtsies, and Finch looks down her cleavage]
- Dennis Finch: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
- Megan: I'm Jeanette, the indentured French chambermaid.
- [she curtsies again, and Finch looks down her cleavage again]
- Dennis Finch: I'm sorry, one more time...
- Larry: Oh, Jeanette!
- Megan: Excuse me, my lord.
- Butler: [coming up to Finch with a platter] Banger?
- Dennis Finch: That's the plan.
- Maya Gallo: Here, Nina. It's your character for my murder mystery party.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, thank God. I thought it was a subpoena.
- Jack Gallo: I'll let you know that once I stared directly into the steely eyes of a white tiger.
- Elliot DiMauro: Yeah, in Vegas, in Siegfried and Roy.
- Jack Gallo: Hey, working with those two guys, those cats can get pretty bitchy.
- Larry: Okay, where's the safari hunter?
- Jack Gallo, Elliot DiMauro: I am.
- Larry: We can't have two safari hunters.
- Elliot DiMauro: Fine. You're the safari hunter. I'll be the guy at the Armani party.
- Maya Gallo: You'll see, this is much better than some industry party. This is a night of violence, betrayal and sexual intrigue.
- Nina Van Horn: Have you ever been to an Armani party?
- Larry: What do you mean I'm difficult to work with? Who said that? Well, obviously the first beating didn't get through to him.
- [Megan and Finch are out on Maya's balcony]
- Dennis Finch: I'm about to make your fantasy come true.
- Megan: Great. Just try not to land on my car.
- Maya Gallo: You're the bastard son of the wealthy land baron.
- Dennis Finch: And you're the bitchy daughter of a wealthy publisher.
- Maya Gallo: No, it's your character for my murder party tonight. By the way, it's 1883, not 1853, so adjust your costumes, but I know it's last minute, so I won't get all anal about it. So, are you all syked?
- Dennis Finch: I'd be syked if you say "anal" again.
- Maya Gallo: Anyway, you're here, and your costume is so authentic.
- Glenn: Thanks. Only my buttons are not real whale bone. Keep it on the QT?
- Larry: Look, acting on a soap is not selling out, so get that holier-than-thou look off your face. I'm only doing this for the health insurance. I'm getting surgery on my deviated septum. I lived hard in the eighties. It's a real mess in there.
- Maya Gallo: This is not part of the dinner!
- Jack Gallo: No. Tonight, murder was the appetizer. That's not on the cards, I just made that up.