Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : Tell Jack that I'm taking a long, long lunch which may lead into an early weekend.

• Jack Gallo : You two are still here?

  Dennis Finch : Um... there was supposed to be a meteor shower.

  Jack Gallo : I don't see anything.

  Nina Van Horn : It may have been rescheduled.

• Nina Van Horn : How could you not be turned on? I mean, come on...

  [poses] 

  Dennis Finch : It's nice, but it's not for me.

  Nina Van Horn : That's insane, I'm for everybody!

• Nina Van Horn : You smug little hamster of a man! You think you're holding all the cards? Well, you're not holding any cards. And if you are, they're low cards, like twos and sevens.

• Nina Van Horn : You come back here, Dennis Q. Finch! Nobody walks away from Nina Van... Nina Van... Nina Van Nobody! Rejected by a reject. Oh, God, I've hit rock bottom!

  Dennis Finch : Then my job is done.

  Nina Van Horn : Pardon?

  Dennis Finch : I got you. I finally got you! It took me nine years, but I got you! Uh! Uh! Take it, sweetie!

  Nina Van Horn : What are you talking about?

  Dennis Finch : I'm talking about revenge. I'm talking the sweet juicy nectar...

  [mimes biting fruit] 

  Dennis Finch : ... of revenge

• Nina Van Horn : Don't you patronize me! I've had more dates than you've had trips to the little boy's department at Sears!