Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to Blush (2002)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Where's the Sweet and Low?

  Dennis Finch : [points at crotch]  Right here, chief. Just ask the ladies.

  Elliot DiMauro : I think he meant the other tiny pink package.

• Dennis Finch : Any physical signs?

  Elliot DiMauro : She has put on a little weight.

  Dennis Finch : Aha! A little junk in the trunk, it's a Finch slam dunk.

  [offers a high five; Elliot refuses] 

  Dennis Finch : No? Too fat for tennis, is time for the Dennis.

  Elliot DiMauro : I gotta go.

  Dennis Finch : A little blubber, and Dennis buys a rubber. That's three in a row.

• Maya Gallo : You can have the Equal.

  Jack Gallo : Maya, I can have the Equal, I can have honey and molasses, I can go to Brazil, get a machete and hack me a stalk of pure cane, but all I want is the Sweet and Low! But apparently, what I want is irrelevant!

  [goes into his office] 

  Elliot DiMauro : What's with him?

  Nina Van Horn : Read between the lines! The man really likes his Sweet and Low!

• Nina Van Horn : When a man is like that, there's only one thing it could be: his penis.

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm gonna have to go with Nina on this one.

  Maya Gallo : It's not that. He's worried about circulation.

  Nina Van Horn : In his penis.

  Maya Gallo : He thinks the magazine is in trouble. For thirty years he's been able to solve the problem, but now he doesn't fell like he can reach down and pull it out anymore.

  Nina Van Horn : Don't make me say it.