Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Guess Who's Coming to Blush (2002)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Where's the Sweet and Low?

  Dennis Finch : [points at crotch]  Right here, chief. Just ask the ladies.

  Elliot DiMauro : I think he meant the other tiny pink package.

• Dennis Finch : Any physical signs?

  Elliot DiMauro : She has put on a little weight.

  Dennis Finch : Aha! A little junk in the trunk, it's a Finch slam dunk.

  [offers a high five; Elliot refuses] 

  Dennis Finch : No? Too fat for tennis, is time for the Dennis.

  Elliot DiMauro : I gotta go.

  Dennis Finch : A little blubber, and Dennis buys a rubber. That's three in a row.

• Dennis Finch : You're lucky I don't hit women.

  Vicki Costa : So are you.

  Dennis Finch : I'm petrified and aroused. It's like a Cher concert.

• Dennis Finch : All women reach a point when the only thing lower than their self esteem is their standards. And that, my friend, is Finchy time.