- Miley Stewart: What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire, and
- [Lilly and Miley start moving their arms around in a circle like they're stirring something]
- Miley Stewart: cook ourselves up a big-pot-of friendship.
- Ashley Dewitt: Well we'd like to but,
- [in country accent]
- Ashley Dewitt: we don't speak hillbilly!
- Amber Addison: [in same country accent] Or wash our clothes down yonder in the creek!
- [Amber and Ashley both walk away laughing]
- Miley Stewart: Actually, lets go to the beach.
- Lilly Truscott: [getting yanked by Miley] But the mall has cute clothes!
- Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys!
- Miley Stewart: [trying to get the class excited about the camping trip] Come on, you guys. Think about it. Open fire, sleeping udner the stars, the animals. CAW CAW. CAW CAW. WHOOT. WHOOT. Ratttttcchchch ratcchhh.
- Amber: [looking at Miley weirdly] What are you doing?
- Miley Stewart: A chipmunk. Duh.
- Ashley Dewitt: [in a country accent, mocking Miley] Could you be any more of a hillbilly?
- Miley Stewart: Well, I could have done a pig but you *already* have that covered.
- Lilly Truscott: [Amber and Ashley give each other a "oh no she didn't" look] Ooh, what do I smell? Bacon that just got burned!
- Ashley Dewitt: [to Miley and Lilly] Geeks!
- Miley Stewart: [to Amber and Ashley] Freaks!
- Amber, Ashley Dewitt: [to both Miley and Lilly, flashing the L sign on their heads, in unison] Loser! Loser!
- [together, in unison]
- Amber, Ashley Dewitt: Oooh!
- [touching their fingers together doing siss-fingers]
- Amber, Ashley Dewitt: Ssss!
- Amber: [Miley makes an owl noise, then a chipmunk noise] what are doing?
- Miley Stewart: A chipmunk, duh.
- Ashley Dewitt: Sorry but we don't speak hillbilly!
- Amber: Or wash our clothes down yonder in the creek!
- Miley Stewart: Well, I'd do the sound of a pig, but you two already know that one.
- Lilly Truscott: [Lily sniffs around] I smell bacon that just got burned!
- Miley Stewart: [making animal noises] Whoo-whoo, caah-caah, chchchchch.
- Amber: What are you doing?
- Miley Stewart: A chipmunk, duh!
- Ashley Dewitt: But I'm too pretty to get eaten!
- Amber: Hey, I'm pretty too!
- Ashley Dewitt: Well, I'll mention that at your funeral!
- Jackson Stewart: [the rat, Linda, is playing the piano] Dad, you've got to get rid of it!
- Robbie Stewart: You can't just kill a rat with that kind of talent. Hey Linda, do you know "Achey Breaky Heart"?
- Amber: [Amber and Ashley are walking through the woods, trying to find a mall] You, know what I'm thinking, Ash?
- Ashley Dewitt: Half-caff...
- Amber: Non-fat...
- Amber, Ashley Dewitt: [together, in unison] Grande latte with just a sprinkle-winkle of cinnamon! Oooh!
- [touching their fingers together, doing siss-fingers]
- Amber, Ashley Dewitt: Ssss!