Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel (1996)
Maggie Wheeler: Janice
Quotes
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Janice Litman : Chandler?
Chandler Bing : [trying to be aloof] Hello Janice
Janice Litman : What are you doing here?
Chandler Bing : Shopping, how have you been?
Janice Litman : Are you being British?
Chandler Bing : No, not anymore
Janice Litman : You don't live in the neighborhood, were you waiting for me?
Chandler Bing : Ya huh I'm just picking up some things for a party
Janice Litman : Barleyi? What kind of a party serves barley?
Chandler Bing : Sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours
Janice Litman : Where is this party?
Chandler Bing : Right here in Chelsea?
Janice Litman : Who's it for?
Chandler Bing : A woman
Janice Litman : A woman? What's this woman's name?
Chandler Bing : Chelsea?
Janice Litman : One of two things is happening here, either you're seeing another woman which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet or you're pretending to be seeing a woman which is so pathetic it makes me want to cry here in the cereal aisle, which of these guys do you want to be?
[A man walks past]
Chandler Bing : Can I be that guy?